Episode Thirty-Four of Clearing the Air

I had so much stuff recorded that (due to weird computer/internet issues) I was unable to publish before, that I decided to assemble a couple of podcasts for all eight of my listeners..(and you know who you are).  As most of you know, the death of my beloved momma has thrown a massive kink into my life.  I have been driving up to her lake house and doing yard work every day foe the past three months.  It feels good to work and break a sweat while accomplishing things.  Something strange happened a couple of days ago.  I was clearing out a brush pile where various contractors had been dumping the old deck pieces and I happened to notice bright yellow fibers wrapped all over and around the old rotted lumber.  So unique and bright were the colors of these fibers that I decided to collect a few of them and inspect them under my microscope.  What do you think I found?  First off, they moved on the slide as though they were alive(!)  Secondly, each had sections that luminesced so brightly that I had to divert the light from them, and lastly, every one i inspected had the EXACT same oddly colored "things"  on them that I routinely find on things I extract from beneath my skin ("morgellons")... So the whole planet is being infested with these sentient fibers.. But what is their ultimate purpose?